Me, at my character whom I created, whose dialogues I write, whose actions I decide, whose development and personality are completely under my control: Why are you such a bitch
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23 hours ago
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What have I become,
My Swedish friend?
Everyone I know goes away,
In the end
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1 day ago
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give spiderman a new york accent
I live in queens and Spider-Man is my neighbor and his grandma taught me Yiddish
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2 days ago
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you know whats great about little kids? its so easy to make their day. they ask me what my dogs name is and i say pikachu and they go
Fuck, im a grown up and this made me do that
(Source: officialrung, via fartgallery)
3 days ago
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1 week ago
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i would like to see… a little lizard
Here you go. He has a little helmet
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1 week ago
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